Puss...In Boots!

Now I love Puss In Boots, that sarcastic swashbuckling hired assasin from Shrek 2.

I mean, I LOOOVE Puss In Boots.

In my opinion, he was the best character in the whole movie - and Shrek 2 was a pretty awesomely frickkin funny film with some amazing characters in it.

So thank you, Antonio. Thank you for giving my little life some meaning with your comic relief.

Oh and get this, Shrek 3 will be coming out next year AND Puss In Boots gets his very own movie due for release in 2008. It's not that long away actually. I can wait.

Oooh lookit the purdy kitty...awwwwww!!!

Pray for mercy from Puss...In Boots. En garde!

Some of my fave Puss In Boots quotes. For those of you who're fans, you'll know the bits when you read em.

Now I make no apologies. If you don't get em, then you don't get em. All I can say is go get the DVD and watch it. You really won't be sorry. Honest! Meow.

Puss-in-Boots: Stop, ogre! I have misjudged you.

Shrek: Join the club. We got jackets.

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Captain of the Guards: Yep, that's catnip...

Puss-in-Boots: Um... that's... not mine...

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(Donkey collapses in a dead faint)

Puss-in-Boots: Hey, boss. Let's shave him.

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[after drinking a beauty potion]

Donkey: I don't *feel* any different. Do I look any different?

Puss-in-Boots: You still look like an ass to me!

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Donkey: Wat about my Miranda rights? You're supposed to say "You have the right to remain silent!". Nobody said I have the right to remain silent!

Shrek: Donkey, you HAVE the right to remain silent. What you lack, is the capacity.

Puss-in-Boots: I must hold on before I, too, go totally mad.

[Hears voice of the Gingerbreadman] Puss-in-Boots: Too late.

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Puss-in-Boots: [trying to convince Shrek not to neuter him] Please, no, por favor, por favor, please no, I implore you. I was doing it for my family! My mother she's sick and my father he lives off the garbage. The king offered me much money and I have a little brother...

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Puss-in-Boots: [to Shrek] I too was concocting this very same plan, already our minds are becoming one!

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Puss-in-Boots: Fear me, if you dare.

Donkey: [to Puss] If we ever need an expert on licking ourselves, we'll give you a call.

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Donkey: I mean, how good looking could this Prince Charming guy be anyway?

The Ugly Stepsister: Are you kiddin'? He's gorgeous! His face looks like it was carved by angels.

Puss-in-Boots: Hmmm... he sounds dreamy.

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Puss-in-Boots: Ah-ha-ha!... [cough - hack - cough]

Puss-in-Boots: He he... Hairball.

Donkey: Oh, that is nasty!

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[Puss is watching Shrek and Fiona] Puss-in-Boots: Whatever happens... I must not cry. You cannot make me cry... [breaks down sobbing]